Rishi: Ma are you sure Rahul Gandhi and you share the same date of birth?
Mom: Yes Rishi
Rishi: But you are smarter than him ma.
Mom: So what do you mean?
Rishi: you have a degree and he is a Harvard drop out
Mom: Ok . So?
Rishi: Look where he is and where you are?
Mom: He is in Delhi and I am in the kitchen in Singapore
Rishi: Ma if a man of limited intelligence can try to be so famous why can't you do something?
Mom: What do you want me to do Rishi?
Rishi: Why dont you become a full time author?
Mom: Rishi its time for you to go and sleep. Good night.